"You have an oral fixation and it’s so cute" how is my oral fixation cute Liz what
Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! How’d you get lost in New York? I know it’s kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out seventeen years ago, but I wasn’t a comedian back then. So I have to do it now. I wish I’d been. I wish I’d been a def jam comic when [Home Alone 2: Lost in New York] came out. I would’ve torn it to pieces!
Miley Cyrus won Video of the Year at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards, but she didn’t accept the Moonman trophy herself.
why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all
get into the habit of not assuming a person’s gender
IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID
So I’m reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep (finally) and I came across this beautiful little line that just screamed Rachel Duncan and tumblr so much.
(btw I regret every moment of my life that I’ve spent up until this point having not read this book; it is sublime)
Mom this is what your tuition dollars pay for. #sociologybook #collegecoursesarefun #uvm.
Kara Ann / @threefingersup