Ghost

smartgirlsattheparty:

Amy P. was recently on The Approval Matrix, and was asked about the difficulties the “modern man” face. 

Her response was perfect.

(gif via amypoehler, article via micdotcom)

(Source: amypoehler)

"You have an oral fixation and it’s so cute" how is my oral fixation cute Liz what

Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! How’d you get lost in New York? I know it’s kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out seventeen years ago, but I wasn’t a comedian back then. So I have to do it now. I wish I’d been. I wish I’d been a def jam comic when [Home Alone 2: Lost in New York] came out. I would’ve torn it to pieces! 

(Source: mchalowitz)

the-pietriarchy:

why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all

ughwhatwhy:

get into the habit of not assuming a person’s gender

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

If a poem hasn’t ripped apart your soul; you haven’t experienced poetry.

alisonisthegreateststar:

So I’m reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep (finally) and I came across this beautiful little line that just screamed Rachel Duncan and tumblr so much.
(btw I regret every moment of my life that I’ve spent up until this point having not read this book; it is sublime)

alisonisthegreateststar:

So I’m reading Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep (finally) and I came across this beautiful little line that just screamed Rachel Duncan and tumblr so much.

(btw I regret every moment of my life that I’ve spent up until this point having not read this book; it is sublime)

ndormerdaily:

Natalie Dormer for TV Guide Magazine, SDCC 2014 (x)

Always listen to what your priest is telling you about what your chickens are doing.

Today’s advice from my Latin professor
breathe-and-reboot:

Mom this is what your tuition dollars pay for. #sociologybook #collegecoursesarefun #uvm.

breathe-and-reboot:

Mom this is what your tuition dollars pay for. #sociologybook #collegecoursesarefun #uvm.

Kara Ann / @threefingersup