Last time you:
1. Last kiss
About 2-3 weeks ago, I think?
2. Last phone call
Lexi called me to let me know that she was at Olive Garden today
3. Last text message
Corey Balsamo: “Ugh me either”
4. Last song you listened to
"Dollhouse" by Melanie Martinez
5. Last time you cried
Today at Olive Garden omg so there were 8 of us there and we told our waiter that we were there because we all share a birthday and he almost believed us he was like “wait seriously? All of you?” and we were like “Yeah that’s why we’re all here today!!! Some of us didn’t even know each other until today!!” and he almost believed it like he told us later that he was iffy but he was like “you never know weird things happen” BUT we joked about his birthday idr what we said and he was like “nah I’m in April. On the 13th.” and my jaw just dropped and Lexi and Susan’s jaws dropped and they both just looked at me and he smiled and goes “Is that your real birthday?” and I was like “YES’ and I laughed so hard I started crying and we just bonded over having the same birthday and it was the funniest thing he was like “You guys are LIARS! You are so bad!” I’m in love with him.
Have you ever:
6. Dated someone twice?
7. Been cheated on?
8. Self harmed?
9. Lost someone special?
10. Been depressed?
I mean I was never diagnosed but I went through a really rough time for a while and I’m p sure regular suicidal thoughts aren’t exactly healthy so I’m gonna say yeah??
11. Been drunk and threw up?
I have thrown up while drunk BUT it wasn’t because I drank too much like I wasn’t even that drunk I was just kinda tipsy and I was like “nah not drunk enough I need more wine” and we had this, like, $7 red wine and it was the most disgusting shit ever and I wanted to get it over with so IDIOT me thought “let’s just CHUG WINE LIKE A DUMBASS” so I chugged the wine and the moral of this story is don’t chug cheap wine/any wine SIP IT. SIP IT NICE AND SLOW. DON’T MAKE MY MISTAKES. (Also I’m totally blaming how shitty it was because a few days later that same bottle made my other friend throw up and she didn’t drink that much of it either so it was totally the wine. I didn’t even get drunk that night it was awful.)
This year, have you:
12. Had sex?
Nah unfortunately I’ve stayed true to my Greek name.
13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
As mentioned above: 0.
Thanks for sending these you are a treasure! Also thank you so so so much about my hair that is super sweet of you omg
- LAST TIME YOU:
- 1. Last kiss
- 2. Last phone call
- 3. Last text message
- 4. Last song you listened to
- 5. Last time you cried
- HAVE YOU EVER:
- 6. Dated someone twice
- 7. Been cheated on
- 8. Self harmed
- 9. Lost someone special
- 10. Been depressed
- 11. Been drunk and threw up
- THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
- 12. had sex
- 13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
- 15. Made a new friend
- 17. Laughed until you cried
- 18. Met someone who changed you
- 19. Found out who your true friends were
- 20. Found out someone was talking about you
- 26. What did you do for your last Birthday
- 27. What time did you wake up today
- 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
- 30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
- 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
- 32. What are you listening to right now
- 33. When is the last time you had sex?
- 34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now
- 35. Most visited webpage
- 36. Favorite colour
- 37. Nicknames
- 38. Relationship Status
- 39. Zodiac sign
- 40. Male or female
- 41. Primary school
- 42. Secondary School
- 43. High school/college
- 44. Eye color
- 46. Height
- 47. Do you have a crush on someone
- 48. What do you like about yourself
- 49. Piercings
- 50. Tattoos
- 51. Righty or lefty
- 53. First piercing
- 54. First best friend
- 55. First hookup
- 56. First Bestfriend
- RIGHT NOW:
- 59. Eating
- 60. Drinking
- 61. I’m about to
- 62. Listening to
- 63. Waiting for
- YOUR FUTURE:
- 64. Want kids?
- 65. Get married?
- 66. Career
- WHICH IS BETTER:
- 67. Lips or eyes
- 68. Hugs or kisses
- 69. Shorter or taller
- 70. Older or Younger
- 71. Romantic or spontaneous
- 72. Nice stomach or nice arms
- 73. Sensitive or loud
- 74. Hook-up or relationship
- HAVE YOU EVER:
- 76. Kissed a stranger
- 77. Drank hard liquor
- 78. Lost glasses/contacts
- 79. Had sex
- 80. Broken someone’s heart
- 82. Been arrested
- 83. Turned someone down
- 84. Cried when someone died
- 85. Fallen for a friend
- DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
- 86. Yourself
- 87. Miracles
- 88. Love at first sight
- 89. Heaven
- 90. Santa Clause
- 91. Kiss on the first date
- 92. Angels
- 93. How would you label yourself?
- 94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
- 95. Did you sing today
- 96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About
- 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
- 98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
- 99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
- 100. Do you like the way you look?
the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles
HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT A HURDLE
TRY TO GET A DATE WITH LITERALLY ANYONE NORMAL
TRY GOING TO ANY FAMILY EVENT AND HAVING EVERYONE ASK YOU WHY YOU DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND YET
AND WHEN YOU DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHY YOU HAVEN’T GOTTEN MARRIED YET
AND WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED WHY YOU HAVEN’T HAD KIDS YET
once you come out as gay, and people accept it or don’t, THAT IS THE END. that is the end of the conversation. YOU LUCKY FUCKERS
Lol that’s right. They either accept you’re gay or not.
Or kick you out
Or send you to reprogramming camps
Or sterilize you
Or murder you
Boy us queers got it so easy.
Pro tip: if your comment or post ends with telling an oppressed group they are “so fucking lucky”, delete your post and instead occupy yourself with the no doubt arduous task of removing your head from your own ass.
straight people like “i cant get a sweetheart :(” queer people like “please dont murder me on the street”
I want a fake ID but like not even to buy liquor I just really want to get into after parties for concerts
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
Plot twist: The tears in Dumbledore’s eyes when seeing the doe patronus were tears of pity. What he was really trying to say with, “After all this time?” is “Dude you haven’t let it go yet?” The memory faded out before we could realize.
"After all this time?”
"Always," said Snape.
"Severus, it’s been years. Get a girlfriend. Please."
easter is on 4/20 this year are you gonna blaze it or praise it
if you exclude transgirls from your feminism get out of my face get out of my house get out of my world. Go
Keep in mind that feminism is not gender equality.
So… (not the op) you’re saying a transwoman shouldn’t be included in feminism?? So a woman cannot be a part of feminism because she isn’t cisgendered? Because I’m really confused by your statement………
….feminism literally is gender equality though???
Is it wrong of me to assume that a guy has a really small penis if he brags about his car a lot and/or uses his car to try to pick up girls???
I don’t think so bc I actually watched a documentary about that kind of stuff (The Science of Sex Appeal it’s AMAZING) and they literally said that men use cars to compensate for their shortcomings.
I think one of maybe 2 I don’t know. Either that or Wes. Can’t remember well enough tbh.
Wait Wes has throwing knives!? I didn’t peg him for a knife-throwing kind of guy.
I think Leonard says as long as it’s smaller than, like, your index finger or something? somebody in his suite has small throwing knives…
Thanks, Leonard. Good to know. (I’m curious to know which Book House person has knives…..)
Kara Ann / @threefingersup